Toilet training

June 20, 2007

While using the facilities at work the other day, I overheard a conversation coming from one of the stalls. At first I thought stall guy was maybe just a little crazy, so I hustled my business. Then I discovered it was worse than that. He was on his cell phone.

This sincerely grossed me out. It’s like having the person there while you are on the toilet. If ever I call you on your cell phone, and you decide you need to go, please don’t take me with you. I really don’t like you that much.