Take away lessons from the movie Cloverfield

January 30, 2008

Possible minor spoilers. You’ve been warned.

1. When facing what may appear to be the apocalypse, always wear sensible shoes.
2. Creepy shit always goes underground, so arm yourself BEFORE entering the unlit subway tunnel.
3. Once you know there is creepy shit scurrying around, REMAIN ARMED. Seriously. Don’t just use a crowbar to bust open a pop machine, and then toss it aside. Hold on to that thing for the rest of the movie, because…
4. The creepy shit always comes back. ALWAYS.

Consider this a little public service announcement. Also, the movie was terrific, go see it.